I REALLY like tea. This is a major factor of my life. Approximately one and a half - occasionally three quarter - teaspoons of sugar and a dash of milk. I like to call this brown tea. This blog is in no way affiliated with the Tea Overlord that I worship.

As well as forming a one woman band where I purely mime emo/folk songs about tea, I'm also an aspiring architect student (soon to be cynical architecture student) and work in a theatre. I live in London, England.

Despite being absolutely crap when it comes to music I love concerts (I feel this is a really obvious and universal feeling) and have no regrets that Busted were my first. I make up for my lack of rhythm by wishing that I was a better film and TV lover (currently trying new positions to help improve this). Chances are you'll get a glimmer of these shows when you accidentally click on my blog:

- Community
- Parks and Recreation
- 30 Rock
- Cougar Town
- True Blood
- Saturday Night Live
- American Horror Story
- How I Met Your Mother
- Suburgatory
- Arrested Development
- Friends
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
- Pushing Daises
- Veronica Mars
- Gilmore Girls

This and so much disappointment for free! Christopher Nolan and Quentin Tarantino are my teachers, which is why I'm failing math.

I simply adore Harry Potter but some bitch has stolen my acceptance letter. JK Rowling is not that bitch, but is my idol. I love to boast (about this) so my one awesome fact is that I met her once, we high fived and she seemed worried about me. I enjoy laughing about the fact that I am a Hufflepuff and my parents are now forced to call me StormNimbus414. Mine is cedar with dragon core, twelve and a half inches, surprisingly swishy. For the record, yes I am talking about my penis. Good day sir.

Silence! You'll miss the humorous conclusion.